Had to scrape ice off my windscreen this morning

Frost Jokes

Cold mornings have returned, and I had to find my deicer this week.  In fact, it took me so long to find my deicer that my car had already done the work, which gave me time to think of some frost jokes.  As normal, don’t expect any originality or hilarity…




Cold weather is here. Had to scrape ice off my windscreen this morning. Used my supermarket loyalty card. Only got 10% off.


I think we’ll have a touch of frost tomorrow. I just checked the ITV3 listings.


It was so frosty this morning that I had an ice cream to warm me up.


What do you get if you cross a snowman with a shark? Frostbite.


How does Jack Frost get to work? By icicle.


The frost this morning froze my gnomes into an odd stance, icy pose.


Thought it was going to be frosty so plugged my electric blanket in beside my toaster. I kept popping out of bed all night.


Looked like frost so I left my money outside. I wanted cold hard cash.


So frosty this morning that I couldn’t text properly. Had typothermia.


It was so frosty this morning that I opened the fridge to heat the house.




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