Orange Jokes

Someone told me "nothing rhymes with orange". I said, "no it doesn't".

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Orange Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… Orange juice doesn’t slide well. It’s down to pulp friction. What is orange and fizzy and comes down the chimney at Christmas? Fanta Claus What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A… Continue reading Orange Jokes

Berry Jokes

Why can't you make a crumble with 3.14 blackberries? Because that would be a pi.

There are still some berries on the trees in my garden, keeping the squirrels and other animals fed as autumn moves towards winter, so here are some berry jokes. As normal, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… And if you like berry based humour, there is a page of banana jokes –… Continue reading Berry Jokes

Pear Jokes

I tried growing genetically modified apples but it's gone pear shaped.

We’ve had various fruit based jokes before including apples, lemons and bananas, so continuing the occasional theme, here are some pear jokes. As normal, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality. If you like them, have a go at playing Guess My Fruit.       Went to the shop today to buy… Continue reading Pear Jokes

Grape Jokes

I know a grape who spends his time sitting in the sun. It's his raisin d'etre.

The inspiration for this week’s page of one liners came from looking at the fruit bowl, so here are a page of grape jokes.  Of course, they come with the normal caveats of not being overly funny or original, and they might just make you let out a little whine….       Why did… Continue reading Grape Jokes