Pear Jokes

I tried growing genetically modified apples but it's gone pear shaped.

We’ve had various fruit based jokes before including apples, lemons and bananas, so continuing the occasional theme, here are some pear jokes. As normal, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality. If you like them, have a go at playing Guess My Fruit.       Went to the shop today to buy… Continue reading Pear Jokes