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Yacht Jokes

A friend has cooking utensils on his exotic yacht. Pyrex of the Caribbean.

This week’s topic for one liners and puns is yacht jokes. As normal, they come with no guarantee of funniness or originality, but I do hope they float your boat…       Why are fast yachts like popular furniture stores? Both always seem to have a sail on.   Which sailors blow their noses… Continue reading Yacht Jokes