This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Alice in Wonderland Jokes. It’s timely, as the book was set on 4th May, a date these days associated with another fictional world of wonder. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…
“My girlfriend keeps telling me I’m like a character from Alice in Wonderland”
“Are you mad at her?”
“Don”t you start!”
I’m a whisker away from completing my model of the Cheshire Cat.
I got a job selling houses in Wonderland, Narnia and Middle Earth. I’m a Not Real Estate Agent.
Met the Queen of Hearts in her beautiful castle. It was the Palace in Wonderland.
Read a weird book about a bird making cold drinks in north east England. Owl ice in Sunderland.
The Chesire Cat’s favourite drink is evaporated milk.
Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland is my guide through life. If in doubt, randomly eat and drink and hope that will magically solve all your problems.
Went to a party and spotted The Queen of Hearts disco dancing with The Mad Hatter. Turns out it was a Boogie Wonderland.
Dormouse wasn’t able to insure his car. Apparently they don’t provide road dent insurance.
I’ve got more jokes about Alice in Wonderland but let’s not go down that rabbit hole…
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