This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Oven Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…
Made a small gesture of appreciation towards my oven the other day. It was a micro wave.
A hipster friend of mine cooks everything in a microwave. He doesn’t like conventional ovens.
Tried to follow a recipe, it said for a bigger portion just double everything, but my oven doesn’t go up to 600 degrees.
Two croissants in an oven, one says, “It’s hot in here”. The other says, “Wow, a talking croissant…”
At a restaurant last night and I heard lots of cheering coming from the kitchen. Apparently their ovens are fan assisted.
Burned my Hawaiian pizza in the oven. Should have used Aloha temperature.
Tried making a candlelit dinner but I think it would have cooked quicker in the oven.
I remember being fed yeast and sitting in the oven. That’s just how I was raised.
My oven gloves make me immune to the hot temperatures. At least to a certain degree.
Nothing changes when I’m trying to make posh bread in the oven. I’m just stuck with the status dough.
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