Oven Jokes

Nothing changes when I'm trying to make posh bread in the oven. I'm just stuck with the status dough.
Nothing changes when I'm trying to make posh bread in the oven. I'm just stuck with the status dough.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Oven Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…

Made a small gesture of appreciation towards my oven the other day. It was a micro wave.

A hipster friend of mine cooks everything in a microwave. He doesn’t like conventional ovens.

Tried to follow a recipe, it said for a bigger portion just double everything, but my oven doesn’t go up to 600 degrees.

Two croissants in an oven, one says, “It’s hot in here”. The other says, “Wow, a talking croissant…”

At a restaurant last night and I heard lots of cheering coming from the kitchen. Apparently their ovens are fan assisted.

Burned my Hawaiian pizza in the oven. Should have used Aloha temperature.

Tried making a candlelit dinner but I think it would have cooked quicker in the oven.

I remember being fed yeast and sitting in the oven. That’s just how I was raised.

My oven gloves make me immune to the hot temperatures. At least to a certain degree.

Nothing changes when I’m trying to make posh bread in the oven. I’m just stuck with the status dough.

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