Hammer Jokes

A friend of mine is like lightening when hammering nails into his fence. He never strikes the same place twice.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Hammer Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… I hate going to MC Hammer’s house. He wont let me touch anything. I’ve started this new fad diet. You have to hit garden buildings with a hammer. I’m just looking to… Continue reading Hammer Jokes