This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Tank Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…
I was on the grass looking for caterpillar tracks. That’s when I got run over by a tank.
Two fish in a tank. One says to the other “how do you drive this thing?”
Thought it was inflation when I was offered twice as much as before for my old car, then I realised it has a full tank this time.
I used to train scuba divers, then I moved to snorkelers but I didn’t enjoy it. It’s a tankless task.
Shall I tell you a joke about the army without vehicles? “No Tanks”.
Why did the citroen owner put snails in his fuel tank? It makes escargot.
Watching tropical finish can be very relaxing. It’s because of the indoor fins.
Why did the fish join the army? He wanted to be the tank commander.
What is a tank’s favourite type of music? Heavy Metal…
I heard the army are training fish to be soldiers. Apparently they keep them in a tank.
If you like these tank jokes, have a look here for an alphabetical list of joke topics.