This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Wrapping Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…
Some people thought my idea of replacing Christmas wrapping paper with Bubble Wrap was silly, but at least I made my presents known.
I ordered some bubble wrap online just to see what it would be wrapped in.
What’s do you call Santa’s singing elves? Wrappers…
What do you call dinosaur meat wrapped in bacon? Jurassic Pork.
When I was in the supermarket earlier, I saw a man and a woman wrapped in a barcode. I asked, “Are you two an item?”
I have an ability to recognise the presents wrapped under the tree. It’s a gift.
Was buying a violin in the music shop. They asked if I wanted a bow, I said it doesn’t need to be wrapped.
My friend told me that I’m obsessed with blankets and duvets. Apparently I’m just too wrapped up in them.
Sometimes when I work from home, I stay wrapped up in a duvet all day. I like to describe it as working undercover.
My dog keeps wrapping things in cardboard. He’s a boxer.
Wrapped some Christmas decorations around my pottery class creation. I was told it wasn’t great but it had pot tinsel.
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