Tag: Jewellery

Necklace Jokes

I went to the local shop that makes necklaces and bracelets out of iron but it was closed. Ferrous Jewellers Day Off.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Necklace Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… I saw someone running away with my gold necklaces. I shouted, “AU! Get Back here!”. What did the necklace say to the hat? You go on ahead, I’ll hang around. I got… Continue reading Necklace Jokes

Diamond Jokes

"Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds". John Lennon lost at Cluedo every time.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Diamond Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… “Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds”. John Lennon lost at Cluedo every time. I was driving down a road that was surfaced with emeralds, rubies and diamonds. I think it was a… Continue reading Diamond Jokes

Jewellery Jokes

Planning to start a jewellery business. If you want to help, give me a ring.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Jewellery Jokes, although don’t expect to find too many gems in here.  As normal they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…     Planning to start a jewellery business. If you want to help, give me a ring.   My girlfriend wasn’t happy… Continue reading Jewellery Jokes