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Elvis Jokes

Going through some old pages, I spotted that Elvis comes up frequently, so here are lots of those puns and one liners collated as a collection of Elvis jokes. As normal, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality….



I lost my pet mouse Elvis the other night. He was caught in a trap.


Tried to book tickets for an Elvis tribute night over the phone. Had to press one for the money, two for the show…


Knock Knock
Who’s There?
Elvis who?
Elvis has left the building.


Who was Elrond’s favourite Rock Star? Elvish Presley.


Almost perfected my mime Elvis act. Just need a little less conversation…


Stayed in an Elvis themed hotel. The restaurant is for people who Love Meat Tender.


Some of my salad garnish was singing Jailhouse Rock the other day. Think it was Elvis Parsley.


Just found out that someone has accidentally given away all my Elvis records. I’m all shook up.


My favourite Elvis track is the one about baking cakes. In the gateau.


…and an Elvis / Star Wars crossover joke…


Elvis didn’t like the present the Ewoks sent him. He wrote on it “Return to Endor”



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