It was Shrove Tuesday, or Pancake Day, earlier this week, so here are some pancake jokes. As normal, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… And if you like pancakes, you might also like this.
Dreamt last night I was making pancakes whilst driving along a twisty road. Tossing and turning.
Tried to break the ice at a party the other night with a pancake joke, but it fell flat.
Went to a fusion restaurant and had pelican in a pancake. Tasted ok, but the bill was enormous.
I can’t believe it’s pancake day again. It has creped up on me.
My friend is normally good at remembering special occasions. He flipped when I reminded him it was pancake day.
I met a really angry pancake earlier. He just flipped.
Another pancake I know tried to make it as a singer, but he was too flat.
Went to a pancake restaurant, and asked if my dinner would be long. “No, sir, round” came the reply.
Phoned the pancake restaurant and asked for a table for two. Chap said I had the wrong number so asked for a table for four instead.
The local pancake place has made the country’s biggest pancake. I’d love to see someone top that.
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