Bath Jokes

Got home and someone has stolen all the bits of carpets and the mats. Police think it was the work of rug addicts.

This week’s collection of one liners and corny puns take the form of bath jokes. As normal, don’t expect too much hilarity or originality…       A friend of mine was taking a bath when he realised he wasn’t a very good burglar.   Why did the burglar steal a bath? He wanted to make… Continue reading Bath Jokes