Construction Jokes

Pressed the Hammer Function button on my new drill, and it keeps playing "You can't touch this".

Following on from last week’s paint jokes, this week’s collection of one liners take the theme of construction jokes. As normal, don’t expect too much hilarity or originality…       Always convinced myself that my friend wasn’t taking things from local building sites, but when I look back now, the signs were there.  … Continue reading Construction Jokes