This week’s collection of puns and one liners take the form of crossword jokes. As normal, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…
If you see someone doing a crossword today, just lean over & say “7 up is Lemonade”
I like all sorts of puzzles, like jigsaws and crosswords, but dot to dots are where I draw the line.
The first rule of Crossword Club is (3,4,4,5,9,4).
I asked a friend if crossword compilers made up words. He said “no, just down and across words”.
I didn’t realise that I was addicted to crosswords but when I look back now, all the clues were there.
I know a chap who compiles crosswords and just turned 100. He was sent an anagram from the Queen.
“Can’t get this crossword clue, ‘Overloaded Postman'”
“How many letters?”
“Thousands of them”.
Woke up the other day with a puzzled look on my face. Had fallen asleep on my crossword.
A friend was in a theatre production about crossword puns. It was a play on words.
Suspect there will never be an edible version of a crossword, but if there is, I’ll eat my words.
If you like these crossword jokes, have a look here for an alphabetical list of joke topics.