I was sent some jokes involving Roman Numerals this week, so here are some Roman Numeral jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…
A roman centurion walks into a bar, holds up two fingers and says “five beers please”.
There are II types of people in the world. Those who understand Roman numerals, and those who do not.
I struggle with Roman Numerals until I get to 159, then it CLIX.
I used to be really good at Roman Numerals, but I’ve forgotten how to write 1, 1000, 51, 6, 500. IM LIVID.
I, for one, quite like Roman Numerals.
A roman centurion walks into a bar and points to a bottle. The barman says “Martini?”. He replies, “No, I only want one.”
X Factor: The original Roman sun cream.
I excel at saying 39 in Roman Numerals.
Roman Numerals. What are they good IV?
I heard a rumour that they were going to ban Roman Numerals. Not on my watch!
In ancient Rome, the Crash Test Dummies song “Mmmm mmmm mmmm mmmm” was known as twelve thousand.
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