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Roman Numeral Jokes

I was sent some jokes involving Roman Numerals this week, so here are some Roman Numeral jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…

 
 
 

A roman centurion walks into a bar, holds up two fingers and says “five beers please”.

 

There are II types of people in the world. Those who understand Roman numerals, and those who do not.

 

I struggle with Roman Numerals until I get to 159, then it CLIX.

 

I used to be really good at Roman Numerals, but I’ve forgotten how to write 1, 1000, 51, 6, 500. IM LIVID.

 

I, for one, quite like Roman Numerals.

 

A roman centurion walks into a bar and points to a bottle. The barman says “Martini?”. He replies, “No, I only want one.”

 

X Factor: The original Roman sun cream.

 

I excel at saying 39 in Roman Numerals.

 

Roman Numerals. What are they good IV?

 

I heard a rumour that they were going to ban Roman Numerals. Not on my watch!

 
 
 

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