Owl Jokes

You never see owls being amorous in the rain. It's too wet to woo.
You never see owls being amorous in the rain. It's too wet to woo.

This week’s puns and one liners are on the topic of owl jokes. As normal, don’t expect too much hilarity or originality from this collection of hooters….

Owls don’t like mating in winter. It’s often too wet to woo.

What do you call a bird in a suit of armour? A knight owl.

Why do Peruvian owls hang around in pairs?  Because they are Inca hoots

Why were the owl parents worried about their son?  He didn’t seem to give a hoot any more.

I’ve got another great owl joke, I heard it on 2/8/20.

Two owls on a perch. One says to the other, “does this smell fishy to you?”

Two owls are playing pool when one misses. The other says “two hits”, the first says “two hits to who?”

Typical spell check! Though a programme featured a superb owl, turned out it was an American Football game.

Which form of mathematics are birds of prey best at? Owlgebra.

Chap sees an owl in the cinema. He says “are you an owl?” “Yes” comes the answer. “What are you doing here?” “Well, I liked the book”.

Saw an owl having a game of chess with a bird with a big beak. I thought “toucan play that game.”

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