This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Dog Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…
A friend’s dog swallowed a cushion. The vet has described its condition as comfortable.
Friend’s dog just got a place in a canine display team. It wasn’t easy, he had to jump through hoops to get it.
I went to the Isle of Dogs once. Apparently it’s the best friend of the Isle of Man…
I saw a sign on shop door that said ‘Guide Dogs Welcome’. I walked in and was greeted by a Labrador who thanked me for shopping and took my coat.
I know someone who has a dog that keeps eating garlic. His bark is worse than his bite.
A friend of my wanted to start collecting dogs. I gave him a couple of pointers.
A local dog gave birth at the side of the road. She got fined for littering.
Threw a ball for my dog last night. It’s a bit extravagant I know but it was his birthday and he looks great in a dinner suit.
I used to have a dog who liked red wine. He was a bordeaux collie.
I know another dog who goes and sits in the corner every time the doorbell rings. He’s a boxer.
Local dog barks at everyone. He’s a cross breed.
My dog keeps barking everytime there is someone at the door. Don’t know why, it’s almost never for her.
Got myself a robot puppy. Dogmatic.
I called my dog Blacksmith. Every time I opened the door, he made a bolt for it.
Last week’s money jokes are here.
If you like these dog jokes, have a look here for an alphabetical list of joke topics.