Dog Jokes

I saw a sign on shop door that said ‘Guide Dogs Welcome’. I walked in and was greeted by a Labrador who thanked me for shopping and took my coat.
I saw a sign on shop door that said ‘Guide Dogs Welcome’. I walked in and was greeted by a Labrador who thanked me for shopping and took my coat.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Dog Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…

 

 

 

A friend’s dog swallowed a cushion. The vet has described its condition as comfortable.

 

Friend’s dog just got a place in a canine display team. It wasn’t easy, he had to jump through hoops to get it.

 

I went to the Isle of Dogs once. Apparently it’s the best friend of the Isle of Man…

 

I saw a sign on shop door that said ‘Guide Dogs Welcome’. I walked in and was greeted by a Labrador who thanked me for shopping and took my coat.

 

I know someone who has a dog that keeps eating garlic. His bark is worse than his bite.

 

A friend of my wanted to start collecting dogs. I gave him a couple of pointers.

 

A local dog gave birth at the side of the road. She got fined for littering.

 

Threw a ball for my dog last night. It’s a bit extravagant I know but it was his birthday and he looks great in a dinner suit.

 

I used to have a dog who liked red wine. He was a bordeaux collie.

 

I know another dog who goes and sits in the corner every time the doorbell rings. He’s a boxer.

 

Local dog barks at everyone. He’s a cross breed.

 

My dog keeps barking everytime there is someone at the door. Don’t know why, it’s almost never for her.

 

Got myself a robot puppy. Dogmatic.

 

I called my dog Blacksmith. Every time I opened the door, he made a bolt for it.

 

 

 

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