This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Freezer Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…
My microwave & freezer got married in a kitchen wedding. Who gave the speech? The toaster.
Opened the freezer, there was some green ice cream in it. It was mint.
I was upset when my freezer stopped working, but it’s all just water under the fridge now.
What song do you sing at a snowman’s birthday party? Freeze a jolly good fellow…
Saw an emperor penguin wearing a toga. Think it was Julius Freezer.
Why did the man put all his coins in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash.
I tied two children’s DVDs with string and put them in the freezer. They were Tangled & Frozen.
Don’t put your meat on the top shelf of the freezer. The steaks would be too high.
Put my freezer beside my fridge. They’re chilling.
My friend is a judge. Had a look to see what was in his freezer. Just Ice.
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