This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Thief Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…
A friend has a trophy for being the “best thief”. Although he didn’t actually win the competition…
Friend of mine used to take a bit of pride in his job. He was a lion thief.
Some thieves got caught trying to take some works of art from the local museum. Turns out they didn’t have the Monet for Degas to make the Van Gogh.
Met someone who keeps stealing liquorice. Takes all sorts.
Police are searching for thieves who stole a series of ropes from the local toy shop. It’s believed they’ve skipped town.
My life is so boring that the thief who stole my identity gave me it back.
Thieves have stolen the West Yorkshire Constabulary sat nav collection. Police are searching for Leeds.
What happened to the thief who stole an Advent Calendar? He got 24 days…
Thieves broke into a local shop and stole some folders, A4 files, and highlighters. Police are looking for organised criminals.
Someone has stolen all the soap from my bath. I think it was my robber duck.
What does ET stand for? Because someone stole his chair.
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