This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Beach Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…
I keep seeing jokes written on the beach. Think it’s the Comic Sands.
I asked some rocks and pebbles on the beach how rough they were. The sand said it was fine.
I stopped using the beach beside the power station. I don’t like to swim in spark infested water.
What did the sea say to the beach? Nothing, it just waved.
What did one font say to the other on the beach? “Serif’s up!”
What do you call a Frenchman wearing summer beach sandals? Phillipe Phloppe.
Asked a pebble on the beach if it was married. It said, “no, I’m shingle”.
Someone asked me why I was walking along the beach with some salsa. I said I was taking a dip in the sea.
Saw an omelette on a beach in California. Turned out to be a sandy eggo.
I asked someone of they were confident there was a beach nearby. They said 100% shore.
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