This week’s puns and one liners take the form of shaving jokes. As normal, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…
Electric razors are the best thing since sliced beard.
What happens when a cow stops shaving? It grows a moostache.
I tried to shave with a bic recently. Got ink everywhere.
A friend of mine used to shave lions and sell the fur. It was his mane income.
I was in a shop the other day, and there was an empty tester bottle of aftershave with a sign saying “out of odour”.
A friend of mine has invented a device to shave cheese. Isn’t that grate?
Someone I know spends all day shaving and still has a beard. He’s a barber.
I saw a group of men waiting for a shave. It was a barber queue.
When I stopped shaving, I didn’t like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.
A friend told me that they used milk instead of shaving foam. “Pasteurised?”
“No, just around my chin”.
If you like these shaving jokes, have a look here for an alphabetical list of joke topics.