Shaving Jokes

A friend told me that they used milk instead of shaving foam. "Pasteurised?" "No, just around my chin".

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of shaving jokes. As normal, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…       Electric razors are the best thing since sliced beard.   What happens when a cow stops shaving? It grows a moostache.   I tried to shave with a bic… Continue reading Shaving Jokes