This week’s puns and one liners are on the topic of Acting Jokes. As normal, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…
Went to a big reunion the other week. Tom Hanks turned up.
An actor I know fell through the floor recently. I think it is just a stage he was going through.
A friend has joined an acting troupe made up entirely of people with blonde hair. Fair play to him.
A friend wants to give up being a postman to go on stage as an actor, but his delivery is awful.
Some friends tried to teach some cows to act. It didn’t go well. Got mooed off stage.
A friend of mine gave me the advice, “always be yourself”. He’s a rubbish actor.
I was in an interesting play about the Internet, although we all got confused when three people turned up to play the part of The Cloud. Turns out it was overcast.
Why are actors so good at playing snooker? They know their cues.
Watching television dramas in the 1970s and 1980s, I was always a fan of Martin Shaw and Lewis Collins. In an age of some dodgy acting, they were always the professionals.
How do you find actor Will Smith in a snow drift? Look for the Fresh Prints.
Someone asked me to tell them my favourite actors in the films Big, The Da Vinci Code and Catch Me If You Can. T.hanks.
Sad to hear that Baron von Frankenstein has given up on his dream of being an actor. He couldn’t get the parts.
An actor friend got a part in a version of Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs, but it wasn’t the one he wanted. He wasn’t happy.
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