Turnip Jokes

Anyone who thinks onions are the only vegetable that can make you cry has never dropped a turnip on their toe.

We’ve just had Halloween, and although the current trend is for Jack O’Lanterns made out of pumpkins, the traditional option was the turnip. Growing up in Northern Ireland, I had many attempts at carving a turnip, and it takes a lot more effort than a pumpkin. Not only that, but the smell of a turnip… Continue reading Turnip Jokes