Nut jokes

What’s yellow, smells of almonds and swings from cake to cake? Tarzipan.

It’s November, and the season of nuts in the UK, so as I have spent the last few weeks munching through hazel nuts, walnuts, peanuts and the like, here are some nut jokes. As normal, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…       I’ve started using garlic in my magic act.… Continue reading Nut jokes

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