Sleep Jokes

I know someone who was habitually late, until his doctor recommended sleeping in a herb garden. Sounds odd, I know, but now he wakes up on Thyme.

This week’s page of puns and one liners takes the form of sleep jokes. As normal, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…       I went to buy a new mattress the other day. I wasn’t sure about it, so the salesman told me to go away and sleep on it.… Continue reading Sleep Jokes