This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Dust Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…
Group of guys covered in coal dust walk into a bar. The barman says “Sorry, we don’t serve miners”.
Since a bit of my piano got dirty it only plays music from the late 19th century about the human condition. Dusty F key.
I’ve got a new radio alarm clock that plays Parklife by Blur. It wakes me up every morning except on Wednesdays when I get rudely awakened by the dustmen.
Don’t really use my dustpan and brush. It’s just gathering dust.
For sale: think layer of dust. As seen on TV.
I’ve moved the dustpan from the utility room to the cupboard and the vacuum cleaner to the basement. More sweeping changes to come.
I swapped my dustpan and brush for a vacuum cleaner but it sucks.
Went to a new high end trendy restaurant last night. They served me a bowl of dust. Apparently it was just the finest ingredients.
Spotted two people enthusiastically gathering up dust. Get a broom!
Some has stolen my collection of Dusty Springfield records. I just don’t know what to do with myself.
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