This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Radiator Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…
My Radiator broke. Not cool.
I used to be in a band called The Radiators. We were a warm up act.
Friend bought a new home so I got them a radiator as a house warming present.
Freezing here. Radiators have broken and I’ve only got fingerless gloves. Has anyone got any tips?
I wasn’t sure about my new radiator but I warmed to it.
Was going to take a job installing radiators that pump air not water, but realised it’s a tankless task.
If you want to explain why my house doesn’t heat up even my radiators all on, my door is always open.
Replaced my convection heater with a radiator because I got fed up with all the hot air.
Tried some hot sauce yesterday. It wasn’t spicy, I just left the bottle on the radiator.
I sometimes have to wear gloves to turn down my radiator. At least to a certain degree.
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