This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Pin Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…
Had a night out with Spinal Tap. We went eleven pin bowling.
If you can’t hear a pin drop, then something is definitely wrong with your bowling.
A man wearing a tie fastener walks into a bar. The barman says “we don’t like your tie pin here”.
Not sure about acupuncture. Tried it once, didn’t help cure my pins and needles.
My PIN is easy to remember. It’s the last four digits of pi.
Found out the PIN for the Giant at the top of the beanstalk. 3541.
Saw the sword swallower from the circus in a shop buying some pins. Apparently he’s on a diet.
When do soldiers get pinned down? When they are under a tack.
Been trying to get hold of my Judo instructor, but he’s very hard to pin down.
Someone I know gave me a pin for no reason. To be fair I could see the point.
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