This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Stone Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…
Fossils never change their plans, they’re always set in stone.
There are hailstones the size of golf balls hitting the windows here. We’ve got a hole in one.
Was going to make a yacht out of stone but it was too much of a hardship.
In the Jewellers trying to buy something for my partner. They asked me what her favourite stone was, I said “Keith Richards”.
I saw a stone that might have be a flint, but I took it for granite.
I heard about a relative of Medusa who turned you to cheese rather than stone. Gorgonzola.
I used to play in a band who only covered bands like Stone Temple Pilots and the Rolling Stones. We were a rock band.
Found a very clever German stone. It was ein Stein.
Got a copy of a Stone Roses from a bloke in the pub, think it was a pyrite copy.
As a child we had a clock made out of stone. Those were hard times.
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