This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Doughnuts Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…
I used to love doughnuts, but I got bored of the whole thing.
Slipping into my new diet slowly. I’ve started by blowing the sugar off my doughnuts.
I asked Yoda what he recommended between the unbaked bread, the fried dessert, or the banoffee from the menu. He said “Dough or doughnut. There is no pie”.
Someone called me a doughnut. I thought that was a very sweet thing to say.
Imagine not knowing the difference between doughnuts and donuts. Ugh!
Had an argument about who owned a filled doughnut. We had a custardry battle.
Didn’t want dinner after a doughnut with jam. It was filling.
I thought the doughnut in the shop window looked really shiny then I realised it was double glazing.
A monk quit his monastery to make doughnuts, and became a deep far friar.
There’s a shop near me that sells doughnuts, bagels & polo mints. It’s called Hole Foods.
Doughnut production become more efficient when they decided to cut out the middle, man.
Police raided the doughnut shop and came out all buns glazing.
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