This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Quantum Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… and a few might be a bit too science-y…
Took my car to a quantum mechanic. He told me the wheels have no spin.
Do quantum car mechanics have a minimum charge?
Took legal action once against someone who tried to copy my quantum luggage. It was an open and shut case.
What did the duck say in the quantum field? Quark.
Difference between a Quantum Theorist & beauty therapist is one uses Planck’s Constant as a foundation, the other uses Max Factor.
There are three types of people in the world; those who understand quantum computing, those who don’t and those who simultaneously do and do not understand quantum computing.
I heard about a subatomic quantum pirate who made a physicist walk the Planck.
Called the IT support desk about my quantum computer. They asked me to turn it off and turn it on at the same time.
I asked a quantum physicist about his view on quantum superpositions, but it’s neither here nor there.
Big reward poster for a quantum criminal. He’s wanted dead and alive.
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