This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Tax Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…
Why does Santa spend January filling in his tax return? Because he’s elf employed.
If I had £1 for every time I looked on the negative side of things, I’d have a huge tax bill.
A friend is using an offshore tax company to minimise what he pays on his 80s music business. It’s a Seychelles Sanctuary.
My local tax office is a lovely place to work. Everybody counts.
A local builder has been avoiding tax by installing long rods into toilets. The tax office say it’s a loo pole that they will investigate.
Where there’s a will, there’s an inheritence tax.
My tax advisor told me to put something away for a rainy day. I’ve bought an umbrella.
Athiest organisations don’t have to pay tax as they’re not-for-prophet organisations.
Which superhero pays no tax? Spiderman, all his income is net.
My tax advisor borrowed six books now and not given any of them back. I think he’s a professional bookkeeper.
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