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Barn Jokes

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Barn Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…

 
 
 

When is a tractor not a tractor? When it turns into a barn.

 

Used to never be able to use the wifi at my farm until I moved my router to the barn. Now I have a stable connection.

 

Friend of mine has started making yachts to sell in his barn. Sails are going through the roof.

 

Farmer thought that the barn he kept his chickens in was haunted. Had to call an eggsorcist. Turns out it was a poultrygeist.

 

The inventor of Autocorrect walked into a barn and ordered a bear.

 

Local was arrested for stealing things from a barn. He’s out on bale.

 

Turning my barn into a summerhouse. Got electricity in place, thinking of adding running water, but that might just be a pipe dream.

 

Local horse has an amazing mane. Maybe she was barn with it, or maybe it’s neighbelline.

 

Went into the barn and saw the pigs dancing. They were putting on a performance of Swine Lake.

 

Tried doing stand up in a barn full of cows. Got mooed off the stage.

 
 
 

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