Darts Jokes

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Darts Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…

 
 
 

What do darts teams play in winter? Ice oche.

 

My favourite darts player is called Dusty Carpet. Never been beaten.

 

They used to call me Mister Dartboard in my local pub. Because I usually did.

 

I often get a 180 when I play with the local darts team. It’s the bus that takes me to the pub.

 

Decided to chose my next holiday my throwing a dart into a globe and going where it lands. Looks like two weeks sitting beside the skirting board this year.

 

I wanted a game of darts with my friend. I said, “Nearest the bull goes first.” He said “Baa”, then I said “Moo”. He said “You’re closest”….

 

Don’t think this new idea of playing darts in space will take off. There’s just no atmosphere.

 

If you haven’t tried blindfold darts before, you should. You don’t know what you’re missing.

 

My other half got excited when I said I was shopping for flights on the internet. It’s odd, she doesn’t normally get that excited by darts.

 

Walked into the local pub, saw it was darts night, so I did a 180 and left.

 
 
 

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