Lorry Jokes

A lorry load of marmite has crashed on the M4. It's on the yeast bound carriageway.
A lorry load of marmite has crashed on the M4. It's on the yeast bound carriageway.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Lorry Jokes. As normal, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…

 

 

 

Traffic jam caused by a lorry load of terrapins hitting a lorry load of tortoises. Turtle chaos.

 

Saw a film about a lorry load of shoemakers. What a load of cobblers.

 

Best lorry I’ve seen is from a digestive company. It takes the biscuit.

 

A lorry load of peppercorns has crashed. Traffic has ground to a halt.

 

What has one horn and provides milk? A dairy lorry.

 

Saw a lorry load of pens crash. It was a write off.

 

A lorry load of marmite has crashed on the M4. It’s on the yeast bound carriageway.

 

Tried driving a lorry in Cairo once, it was chaos. Noise everywhere. Full of tooting car men.

 

A lorry load of glue crashed on the motorway. A got stuck in traffic for hours.

 

A lorry load of wigs have been stolen. Police are combing that area.

 

A lorry carrying a load of sinus sprays has crashed on the M6. Police say there will be no congestion in the area for 4 hours.

 

 

 

Last week’s electric jokes are here.

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