Bell Jokes

It’s nearly Christmas, and today sees the winter solstice, so as Jethro Tull – the band, not the agriculturalist – would say, Ring Out Solstice Bells! Here are some bell jokes, and as normal, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…




A man goes into a library and asks for a book about Pavlov’s dogs and Schrodinger’s cat. The librarian says, “It rings a bell, but I don’t know whether it’s there or not”


I saw a toddler with a tiny Edam strapped to his bike. Must have been his baby bell.


What do you get if you cross a bell with a skunk? Jingle Smells…


I know a dog who goes and sits in the corner every time the doorbell rings. He’s a boxer.


Was in a shop recently, I pressed the bell that said Service. I got hit in the face with a tennis ball.


A friend sent me a card saying “Get Bell Soon”. He meant well.


The difference between France’s bacon and Frances Bacon? One comes from belly pork, the other from the belle epoque.


Trying to figure out the reason why I have such difficulty with operating my doorbell. I just can’t put my finger on it.


I saw a bee fly right into a bell. I thought, “That’s a real humdinger”.


Got some ideas whilst sitting in the church bell tower. I was inspired.


Just joined the local church’s bell ringing group. They said they would show me the ropes.


My doorbell rang earlier. I didn’t even know it had a phone.


..and the first joke that I ever learned, back in the late 1970s: Why do cows have cow bells? Because their horns don’t work.




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