more of a soap opera

Shower Jokes

We’ve had Bath Jokes previously so this week it’s the turn of shower jokes. As normal, don’t expect too much hilarity or originality…  given the topic, they are of course, all clean jokes, although you might not gel with all of them…



A chap checks into a hotel, and is asked if he wants a room with a shower or a bath. Wanting to save money, he asks “What’s the difference?”. The staff member replies, “You need to stand up in the shower”.


How do you know that there is an elephant hiding in your bathroom? You can’t close the shower curtain.


When do creatures that look a bit like monkeys fall from the sky? During Ape-ril showers.


Why did Cleopatra bathe in milk? She couldn’t find a cow tall enough to have a shower.


Singing in the shower is great until you get shampoo in your mouth. Then it’s more of a soap opera.


Got out of the shower, went downstairs and opened the door in my towel. I know it’s a funny place to have a door.


What happened to the cheetah who showered twice a day? He ended up spotless.


A friend of mine was taking a shower when he realised he wasn’t a very good burglar.


Why did the burglar steal a shower? He wanted to make a clean getaway.


Environmental scientists have proved that a 5 minute shower uses, on average, a third of the amount of water that a fifteen minute shower does.


I’ve got a new job cleaning the streets. Just got to get Mike Skinner out of the shower.




Last week’s penguin jokes are here.

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