Seagull Jokes

I saw a bird so big today that it was more than a seagull, maybe a d-gull. Or even an eagle.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Seagull Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… Why did the seagull cross the road? It was the chicken’s day off. Which side of a seagull has most feathers? The outside. Heard about a seagull who stole a sausage. It… Continue reading Seagull Jokes

Pigeon Jokes

Pigeons must be wealthy. They have no problem putting deposits on expensive cars.

Pigeons are ubiquitous in the UK, and across much of the world, so a good topic for a page of puns.  Here are some pigeon jokes.  Of course, these jokes come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality as ever…       A friend had bred a messenger pigeon with a woodpecker. Not only… Continue reading Pigeon Jokes