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Pigeon Jokes

Pigeons are ubiquitous in the UK, and across much of the world, so a good topic for a page of puns.  Here are some pigeon jokes.  And if you like pigeons, this story might interest you about Paddy the Pigeon, a decorated war hero.

Of course, these jokes come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality as ever…




A friend had bred a messenger pigeon with a woodpecker. Not only does it deliver a message, it knocks the door when it gets there.


I love these online auction sites. I sold my homing pigeon six times last month.


What do you get if you cross a parrot with a pigeon? Voice mail.


Pigeons must be wealthy. They have no problem putting deposits on expensive cars.


Whoever designed the lions in Trafalgar Square really put the cat among the pigeons.


My homing pigeon died. I’m worried it will come back to haunt me.


Chap sees an pigeon in the cinema. He says “are you a pigeon?” “Yes” comes the answer. “What are you doing here?” “Well, I liked the book”.


I saw a pigeon having a game of chess with a bird with a big beak. I thought “toucan play that game.”


Why did the pigeon cross the road? It was the chicken’s day off.


Why do pigeons watch the news? To get the feather forecast.


I have a pet bird who can predict the future. He’s an omen pigeon.


Some pigeons have been trying to take over here. It’s an attempted coo.




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