This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Cube Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…
I tried tickling some Oxo cubes and they became a laughing stock.
I was going to put ice cubes in my socks then I got cold feet.
Following a recipe, says I need: apples, five cubed. 125 sounds like a lot of apples for a pie…
Dropped some ice cubes in the kitchen. Soon they’ll just be water under the fridge.
It was so cold today that I licked an ice cube to warm me up.
I did set up an ice business but in the summer it went into liquidation.
Couldn’t think of any more cube jokes then I realised I was thinking inside the box.
I learned how to add ice cubes to desserts at sundae school.
I know H2O is the formula for water, just realised that for ice it’s H2O cubed.
bA friend just gave me a sugar cube as a gift. I thought it was very sweet.
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