Trifle Jokes

Got in to trouble when I was in the army when they found me with trifles, ice cream and cakes. They said I was a desserter.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Trifle Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… In the local police station and saw an officer with three stripes eating a trifle. He was the custardy sergeant. Drove to work yesterday, almost no one else out. I saw a… Continue reading Trifle Jokes

Dessert Jokes

I was in a cake shop the other day, they were all £5 apart from one that was £10. I asked why it was so expensive, the shop owner said "that's maderia cake".

With one-liners on food and restaurants in recent weeks, desserts – as in cakes, not as in sand – seems to be the next logical topic, so please do enjoy.  They come with the normal guarantee of unoriginality and unfunniness….       I saw a white, fluffy thing swinging through my local cake shop.… Continue reading Dessert Jokes