Pump Jokes

All the places where I can get fuel are like family to me. They're my pump kin.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Pump Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… I remember when air pumps for car tyres used to be free, now they cost £1. The rising cost of inflation. I left my job running an air pump. Couldn’t handle the… Continue reading Pump Jokes