This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Yoghurt Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…
Tried a green coloured frozen yoghurt the other day. It was mint.
I saw a yoghurt floating across my kitchen. I think it might be paranormal activia.
As I walked into my local shop the other day, some bloke threw some milk, cheese, yoghurt and cream at me. How dairy!
Opened the fridge to find a series of statues and paintings. Turns out I’ve left the yoghurt so long it’s developed a culture.
I saw the world’s largest pile of frozen yoghurt the other day. Would love to see someone top that.
Started a plan to make a yoghurt based diet but it turned sour.
Some people confuse milk, yoghurt and kefir. They’re different but the origins are udderly similar.
Someone asked me if yoghurt is made from eggs. I said “no, whey!”
I was accused of cultural appropriation when I drank my colleague’s yoghurt.
I learned how to swap ice cream for frozen yoghurt at sundae school.
If you like these yoghurt jokes, have a look here for an alphabetical list of joke topics.