This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Meeting Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…
My local time travel club has postponed their next meeting until last week.
Got invited to a meeting about stealing time. I was taking minutes.
Had a meeting in a hotel but the phone signal was rubbish. I went to the foyer, they normally have reception there.
Walked into a business meeting the other week, put a kebab on the desk and said “we really have to think about strategy”. One of my colleagues asked “what’s with the kebab?” I said “salad and a little chilli sauce”.
One bone says to another, “how did we end up meeting in a joint like this?”
Told a joke over a zoom meeting and no one laughed. It wasn’t remotely funny.
Poor turn out at last night’s meeting of the Chesney Hawkes fan club. I was the one and only…
This Yeast Club meeting is called to order. All rise.
The best way to arrange a family meeting is by turning off the wifi.
I went to a meeting of the National Traffic Warden Association last night. It was an all ticket event.
If you like these meeting jokes, have a look here for an alphabetical list of joke topics.