This week’s puns and one liners take the form of bus jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality.
What sort of public transport do superheroes use? Bus Lightyear.
Do they have a conductor on electric buses?
I hopped on a bus earlier today. After a while, the driver told me to sit down like everyone else.
Didn’t like being a bus driver. I was convinced people were talking behind my back.
Sad to hear The Who’s old tour bus has finally broken down for good. It won’t get fuelled again.
A friend of mine got a job as a bus driver because he was so good at telling people where to get off.
I often get a 147 when I play snooker. It’s the bus that stops outside the hall.
I lost my job for giving up my seat on the bus for someone. Apparently you’re not supposed to do that when you’re the driver.
I couldn’t get my fridge to work this morning, so I took the bus instead.
Ticket inspectors; you’ve got to hand it to them.
My friend always went the extra mile at work. That’s why he lost his job as a bus driver.
If you like these bus jokes, have a look here for an alphabetical list of joke topics.