Drum Jokes

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Drum Jokes. As normal, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…

 
 
 

What’s the best Christmas present? A broken drum, you just can’t beat it.

 

Bought some chicken drumsticks the other day. Just need to find some drums now for my pet chicken.

 

My friend was hit by a drum kit the other day. The doctor says he has percussion.

 

Someone keeps drawing pictures of drum kits with a little metal hat near me. I think it’s some sort of symbol…

 

What did the drummer call his twin daughters? Anna one, Anna two…

 

I saw someone drumming on an algebra text book with two wooden sticks. I think he was studying log rhythms.

 

A sheep, a drum and a snake all fell over. Baaa Dum Tsss..!

 

“For my next trick, I will eat a percussion sandwich. Drum roll please…”

 

I heard loud noises coming from my loft. It was very drum attic.

 

How do you know when there’s a drummer at the door? He doesn’t know when to come in.

 
 
 

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