This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Drum Jokes. As normal, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…
What’s the best Christmas present? A broken drum, you just can’t beat it.
Bought some chicken drumsticks the other day. Just need to find some drums now for my pet chicken.
My friend was hit by a drum kit the other day. The doctor says he has percussion.
Someone keeps drawing pictures of drum kits with a little metal hat near me. I think it’s some sort of symbol…
What did the drummer call his twin daughters? Anna one, Anna two…
I saw someone drumming on an algebra text book with two wooden sticks. I think he was studying log rhythms.
A sheep, a drum and a snake all fell over. Baaa Dum Tsss..!
“For my next trick, I will eat a percussion sandwich. Drum roll please…”
I heard loud noises coming from my loft. It was very drum attic.
How do you know when there’s a drummer at the door? He doesn’t know when to come in.
If you like these drum jokes, have a look here for an alphabetical list of joke topics.