Drum Jokes

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Drum Jokes. As normal, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…


What’s the best Christmas present? A broken drum, you just can’t beat it.


Bought some chicken drumsticks the other day. Just need to find some drums now for my pet chicken.


My friend was hit by a drum kit the other day. The doctor says he has percussion.


Someone keeps drawing pictures of drum kits with a little metal hat near me. I think it’s some sort of symbol…


What did the drummer call his twin daughters? Anna one, Anna two…


I saw someone drumming on an algebra text book with two wooden sticks. I think he was studying log rhythms.


A sheep, a drum and a snake all fell over. Baaa Dum Tsss..!


“For my next trick, I will eat a percussion sandwich. Drum roll please…”


I heard loud noises coming from my loft. It was very drum attic.


How do you know when there’s a drummer at the door? He doesn’t know when to come in.


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