drum roll please

Drum Jokes

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Drum Jokes. As normal, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…


What’s the best Christmas present? A broken drum, you just can’t beat it.


Bought some chicken drumsticks the other day. Just need to find some drums now for my pet chicken.


My friend was hit by a drum kit the other day. The doctor says he has percussion.


Someone keeps drawing pictures of drum kits with a little metal hat near me. I think it’s some sort of symbol…


What did the drummer call his twin daughters? Anna one, Anna two…


I saw someone drumming on an algebra text book with two wooden sticks. I think he was studying log rhythms.


A sheep, a drum and a snake all fell over. Baaa Dum Tsss..!


“For my next trick, I will eat a percussion sandwich. Drum roll please…”


I heard loud noises coming from my loft. It was very drum attic.


How do you know when there’s a drummer at the door? He doesn’t know when to come in.


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