This week’s puns and one liners take the form of towel jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…
Got out of the shower, went downstairs and opened the door in my towel. I know it’s a funny place to have a door.
What gets wetter as it dries? A towel.
Britain’s most common owl? The teatowel.
Why did the cows have towels? To keep each udder dry.
Stayed in a posh hotel with towels so thick I could barely shut my suitcase.
Had a race to see who could hang out our towels on the washing line quickest. It was level pegging.
Getting tired of all this laundry. I’m going to throw the towel in.
Towel: What takes letters to Hogwarts students from Yorkshire.
Read a book about a fictional character laundering their towels and putting them away. The Iron, The Witch and The Wardrobe
I tried to make some towels out of cheese, but then I found that fromage frays…
If you like these towel jokes, have a look here for an alphabetical list of joke topics.