This week’s puns and one liners take the form of bowling jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…
If you have a referee in rugby, what do you have in bowls? Soup.
Told a friend that I had a new job as CIO of a bowling company. “Ten pin?” “No, permanent”.
If you can’t hear a pin drop, then something is definitely wrong with your bowling.
“Three strikes and you’re out!” My bowling team doesn’t like show offs.
Had a night out with Spinal Tap. We went eleven pin bowling.
Went bowling with some friends the other day. Thought I should go first, just to get the ball rolling.
A friend of mine always wears a suit of armour when he goes bowling. Apparently he plays knights.
I love eating skittles. Although I’ve been banned from my local bowling alley.
I tried to tell a bowling joke to a friend, but he said “spare me”.
Phoned a number I was given and said “is that the local bowling alley?” Voice at the other end said “depends where you’re calling from”.
If you like these bowling jokes, have a look here for an alphabetical list of joke topics.