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Bowling Jokes

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of bowling jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…

 
 
 

If you have a referee in rugby, what do you have in bowls? Soup.

 

Told a friend that I had a new job as CIO of a bowling company. “Ten pin?” “No, permanent”.

 

If you can’t hear a pin drop, then something is definitely wrong with your bowling.

 

“Three strikes and you’re out!” My bowling team doesn’t like show offs.

 

Had a night out with Spinal Tap. We went eleven pin bowling.

 

Went bowling with some friends the other day. Thought I should go first, just to get the ball rolling.

 

A friend of mine always wears a suit of armour when he goes bowling. Apparently he plays knights.

 

I love eating skittles. Although I’ve been banned from my local bowling alley.

 

I tried to tell a bowling joke to a friend, but he said “spare me”.

 

Phoned a number I was given and said “is that the local bowling alley?” Voice at the other end said “depends where you’re calling from”.

 
 
 

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