Bowling Jokes

Had a night out with Spinal Tap. We went eleven pin bowling
Had a night out with Spinal Tap. We went eleven pin bowling

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of bowling jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…

 
 
 

If you have a referee in rugby, what do you have in bowls? Soup.

 

Told a friend that I had a new job as CIO of a bowling company. “Ten pin?” “No, permanent”.

 

If you can’t hear a pin drop, then something is definitely wrong with your bowling.

 

“Three strikes and you’re out!” My bowling team doesn’t like show offs.

 

Had a night out with Spinal Tap. We went eleven pin bowling.

 

Went bowling with some friends the other day. Thought I should go first, just to get the ball rolling.

 

A friend of mine always wears a suit of armour when he goes bowling. Apparently he plays knights.

 

I love eating skittles. Although I’ve been banned from my local bowling alley.

 

I tried to tell a bowling joke to a friend, but he said “spare me”.

 

Phoned a number I was given and said “is that the local bowling alley?” Voice at the other end said “depends where you’re calling from”.

 
 
 

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